If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
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