I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize