We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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