That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Randomize
