I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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