She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Randomize
