She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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