My nipple is on Facebook.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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