she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
What a dumb baby whore.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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