He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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