matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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