So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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