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you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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