I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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