They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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