glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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