why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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