I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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