yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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