No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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