I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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