just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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