No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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