Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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