Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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