Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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