she peed on how many people?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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