...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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