Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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