Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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