Rock
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Fuck
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
