Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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