I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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