I must be too annoying 4 u.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
being pregnant is like rehab
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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