On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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