People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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