jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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