Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
This is the high leading the old right now
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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