I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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