we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
