Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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