can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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