My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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