we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
ugly people sure do ruin things
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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