i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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