Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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