I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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