Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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