Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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