Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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