I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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