well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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