$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Let's paint friendship bongs
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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