good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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