I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
My butt remains clenched, sir.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
